May 2012
14 posts
“People are strange: They are constantly angered by trivial things, but on a...”
– Charles Bukowski (via pieceinthepuzzlehumanity)
alice-unchained:
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
clientsfromhell:
Client: I hate the website you designed and built for me, it’s not what I wanted.
Me: You approved the design before I built it.
Client: I know I approved it, but where does that imply it’s what I wanted?
April 2012
14 posts
“We’re not paying that much for black and white print outs. Give us the white ink...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
All righty then!
I might be a little jaded
Her: I just want to work at a place where I am respected and appreciated and where I can leverage my abilities to do great work.
Me: Why don't you add "must work with elves" while you're at it?
March 2012
15 posts
“Some people have lives; some people have music.”
– John Green (via c-h-a-o-s)
“Always be yourself… unless you suck.”
– Joss Whedon (via quote-book)
Yeah, there is that.
Oh no, honey.
clientsfromhell:
Client: Hi there, I just have a few technical questions. Me: I can help you with those. Client: Oh no, honey, don’t worry. I don’t ask women technical questions. Is there a guy around who could help me?” Me: No.
Client: I’ll call back when there’s a guy around.
February 2012
25 posts
Somebody needs a nap.
clientsfromhell:
Client: Can you update my Adobe?
Me:Sure. Which program are you using?
Client: You need to listen to me when I speak! ADOBE
Me:Yes, I got that part. Adobe is the publisher, they make quite a-
Client: Adobe! I want my Adobe updated. I have no idea what you’re talk about…
Me: Adobe makes lots of programs. Like, you wouldn’t say, “I just updated my Microsoft - “
...
clientsfromhell:
Client: Why have you taken my website down? I demand you put it back immediately!
Me: You didn’t pay your January invoice, and although I explained very clearly the consequences of that non-payment, you still refused, so the website is now offline.
Client: But it’s February now, so put it back online at once.
Me: Well, you are refusing to pay the February invoice too, so I’m...
My glasses will be ready in two weeks.
wellthatsjustgreat:
wellthatsjustgreat:
Two weeks?
Apparently my optometrist’s office is located in 1979.
Ag
Your optometrist’s lens lab is now located in Taiwan.