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"You cannot walk straight when the road bends." -Romany proverb.
wellthatsjustgreat: Doesn’t mean I do have one either, Kermit. Just sayin’. Ag

wellthatsjustgreat:

Doesn’t mean I do have one either, Kermit.

Just sayin’.

Ag

(Source: moni1012)


thedailywhat: False Alarm of the Day: LAPD Surrounds a Statue of Ghost from Call of Duty Los Angeles Police Department officers found themselves in a rather awkward situation at the Robotoki video game developer studio after an employee accidentally hit their security system’s “armed threat” panic button. The office just happened to have a life-sized statue of the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 character Simon “Ghost” Riley on display by the entrance, armed with a menacing-looking mock assault rifle. When police arrived on the scene and noticed the gun-wielding figure, they immediately stormed the building in a tense 15-minute standoff. After realizing the effigy was not a threat, the police reportedly left the building while laughing at the absurd incident.

thedailywhat:

False Alarm of the Day: LAPD Surrounds a Statue of Ghost from Call of Duty

Los Angeles Police Department officers found themselves in a rather awkward situation at the Robotoki video game developer studio after an employee accidentally hit their security system’s “armed threat” panic button. The office just happened to have a life-sized statue of the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 character Simon “Ghost” Riley on display by the entrance, armed with a menacing-looking mock assault rifle. When police arrived on the scene and noticed the gun-wielding figure, they immediately stormed the building in a tense 15-minute standoff. After realizing the effigy was not a threat, the police reportedly left the building while laughing at the absurd incident.


internettles: I don’t feel too good about this bathroom

internettles:

I don’t feel too good about this bathroom

(Source: luciferror, via wellthatsjustgreat)


arpeggia: Ben Schumacher - Untitled, 2009

arpeggia:

Ben Schumacher - Untitled, 2009

(via thebaffled)


You know you want it—turn your iPad into a Karaoke machine. (via Test your voice with a Karaoke microphone on iPad | Information, Gadgets, Mobile Phones News & Reviews | News.com.au)

You know you want it—turn your iPad into a Karaoke machine.

(via Test your voice with a Karaoke microphone on iPad | Information, Gadgets, Mobile Phones News & Reviews | News.com.au)


Orc sighting in Germany this week. (via A participant of a Wave-Gothic meeting poses on May 19, 2013 in Leipzig, eastern Germany. Organisers)

Orc sighting in Germany this week.

(via A participant of a Wave-Gothic meeting poses on May 19, 2013 in Leipzig, eastern Germany. Organisers)


(via China Is Censoring Jokes About Its Propaganda Machine’s Penis-Shaped HQ - Alexander Abad-Santos - The Atlantic Wire)

(via China Is Censoring Jokes About Its Propaganda Machine’s Penis-Shaped HQ - Alexander Abad-Santos - The Atlantic Wire)


You now have every virus known to mankind.

(via The Inbox – When spams invade you in real life | Ufunk.net)

(via Jonah Falcon Music Video: Man With Largest Penis Releases ‘It’s Too Big’)

(via Jonah Falcon Music Video: Man With Largest Penis Releases ‘It’s Too Big’)


Cuttery With Topless Female Barbers A Customer Favorite

Jasmine Robson, who owns the stripper-like establishment, guarantees the hair dressers have top notch skills. Also: It’s in Australia.